Two and a Half Men

9:00pm – Sunday, May 9 on CTV

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie (Charlie Sheen) takes a different approach to obtain the “girlfriend experience”. Courtney Thorne-Smith (ACCORDING TO JIM) guest stars as Eldridge’s mom.

Canada is laughing as CTV’s new Monday night comedy block of TWO AND HALF MEN and THE BIG BANG THEORY delivered its biggest audiences ever last night with 2.28 million and 2.1 million viewers respectively on CTV. Winning the night over a new episode of HOUSE (Global, 2.17 million), TWO AND A HALF MEN was the most-watched program Monday in Canada with total viewers and both A18-49 and A18-34. Meanwhile, THE BIG BANG THEORY won its timeslot with total viewers and key demos.

Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper, Angus T. Jones as Jake Harper and Jon Cryer as Alan Harper on TWO AND HALF MEN

The must-see Monday night comedy block continues next week on CTV with an all-new episode of TWO AND A HALF MEN (Monday, January 18 at 9 p.m. ET). In “Yay, No Polyps!”, Charlie (Charlie Sheen) endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea’s (Jennifer Taylor) bigoted parents, only to return home and find them in his living room.

In an all-new episode of THE BIG BANG THEORY (Monday, January 18 at 9:30 p.m. ET on CTV) entitled “The Bozeman Reaction”, Leonard (Johnny Galecki) and Sheldon (Jim Parsons) turn to their friends to create a state-of-the-art security system after their apartment is robed.

9:00pm – Monday, January 11 on CTV

Jake (Angus T. Jones) writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, while Herb (Ryan Stiles) and Alan (Jon Cryer) hide their secret friendship from Judith’s (Marin Hinkle) watchful eye.

9:00pm – Monday, December 14 on /A

Also airs at 10 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 10 p.m. MT on ACCESS

Charlie (Charlie Sheen) coaches Jake (Angus T. Jones) on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. Carl Reiner also guest stars as a Famous Old TV Producer.

9:00pm – Monday, December 7 on /A

Also airs at 10 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 10 p.m. MT on ACCESS

Charlie (Charlie Sheen) discovers that his fiancée Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) hasn’t been completely honest about her finances.

9:00pm – Monday, November 30 on /A

Also airs at 10 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 10 p.m. MT on ACCESS

When Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) gets sick and Charlie (Charlie Sheen) has to take care of her, he must also fight the overwhelming urge to flee.

9:00pm – Monday, November 23 on /A

Also airs at 10 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 10 p.m. MT on ACCESS

Charlie (Charlie Sheen) is crushed when he discovers he hasn’t been satisfying Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) and Alan (Jon Cryer) attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.

9:00pm – Monday, November 16 on /A

Also airs at 10 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 10 p.m. MT on ACCESS

Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) invites her beautiful college roommate (Canadian guest star Tricia Helfer, BATTLESTAR GALLACTICA) to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.

9:00pm – Monday, November 9 on /A

Also airs at 10 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 10 p.m. MT on ACCESS

Charlie (Charlie Sheen) and Alan (Jon Cryer) wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

9:00pm – Monday, November 2 on /A

Also airs at 10 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 10 p.m. MT on ACCESS

Alan (Jon Cryer) recommends that Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) get breast reduction surgery and Charlie (Charlie Sheen) kicks him out.