Two and a Half Men

9:00pm – Monday, December 6 on CTV

Alan (Jon Cryer) is ashamed that he can’t afford to buy Lyndsey (Courtney Thorne-Smith) a birthday present, so he gets creative. Jenny McCarthy (Scary Movie 3) also guest stars.

9:00pm – Monday, November 29 on /A

Also airs at 10 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 10 p.m. MT on ACCESS

Charlie (Charlie Sheen) endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea’s (Jennifer Taylor, Rumour Has It) bigoted parents (played by Stacey Keach, PRISON BREAK and Meagen Fay, Mad Money) only to return home and find them in his living room.

9:00pm – Monday, November 22 on /A

Also airs at 10 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 10 p.m. MT on ACCESS.

Charlie (Charlie Sheen) goes on a spending spree for his old fling, Courtney (Jenny McCarthy, Scary Movie 3), who shows up after three years in prison.

9:00pm – Monday, November 15 on /A

Also airs at 10 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 10 p.m. MT on ACCESS

When Berta (Conchata Ferrell, Mr. Deeds) takes a couple of days off, Charlie (Charlie Sheen) falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan (Jon Cryer) believes he’s being stalked by Lyndsey’s (Courtney Thorne-Smith, ACCORDING TO JIM) ex-husband Chris (Judd Nelson, SUDDENLY SUSAN).

9:00pm – Monday, November 8 on /A

Also airs at 10 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 10 p.m. MT on ACCESS

Charlie (Charlie Sheen) and Alan (Jon Cryer) try to set up Evelyn (Holland Taylor) with Russell (Martin Mull, Killers), the pharmacist.

9:00pm – Monday, November 1 on /A

Also airs at 10 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 10 p.m. MT on ACCESS

Charlie’s (Charlie Sheen) past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend (Liz Vassey, CSI) decides that his longtime stalker, Rose (Melanie Lynskey, The Informant) is just too much to handle.

9:00pm – Monday, October 25 on /A

Also airs at 10 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 10 p.m. MT on ACCESS

Charlie (Charlie Sheen) has trouble adjusting to dating a slightly older woman (guest star Liz Vassey, CSI)

9:00pm – Monday, October 18 on /A

Also airs at 10 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 10 p.m. MT on ACCESS

Alan (Jon Cryer) goes out on the town pretending to be Charlie (Charlie Sheen), while Charlie sneaks off for some cosmetic surgery.

9:00pm – Monday, October 11 on /A

Also airs at 10 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 10 p.m. MT on ACCESS

Lyndsey (Courtney Thorne-Smith) and Eldridge (Graham Patrick Martin) move into Charlie’s (Charlie Sheen) house after Alan (Jon Cryer) burns down their home.

9:00pm – Monday, October 4 on /A

Also airs at 10 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 10 p.m. MT on ACCESS

Alan (Jon Cryer) moves in with Lyndsey (Courtney Thorne-Smith) but continues to rendezvous with Melissa (Kelly Stables) at Charlie’s (Charlie Sheen) house.