Two and a Half Men

Monday, September 8
8.30pm

Alan plans Evelyn’s wedding while Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

Monday, September 15
9pm

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie’s house. Robert Wagner (Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me) and Jenny McCarthy (Scary Movie 3, Louder Than Words: A Mother’s Journey in Healing Autism) return. George Eads (CSI) makes a cameo appearance.

Monday, May 19
9pm

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he’s dating and realizes they’ve met before. Comedian Jane Lynch (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby) and Golden Globe Award Winner Susan Blakely (Rich Man, Poor Man) guest-star.

Monday, May 5
9pm

This episode was penned by the writers from CSI as part of a crossover with the writers from Two and a Half Men. In the all-new episode “Fish in a Drawer,” a CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie’s house. Robert Wagner (Hart to Hart, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me) returns as Teddy, Evelyn’s new husband. Jenny McCarthy (Scary Movie 3, Louder than words: A Mother’s Journey in Healing Autism) returns as Courtney, his devious daughter. George Eads (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation) makes a cameo appearance. Please note that the episode of CSI written by Two and a Half Men executive producers/writers Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn airs Thursday, May 8 at 8 p.m. ET on CTV.

Monday, April 28
9pm

Alan plans Evelyn’s wedding while Charlie pursues his future stepsister. Robert Wagner (Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me) and Jenny McCarthy (Scary Movie 3) guest star.

Monday, April 21
9pm

Alan worries that Charlie’s womanizing is getting out of control.

Monday, April 14
9pm

Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets Alan up with a prostitute.

9pm Monday, March 24

Rose (guest star Melanie Lynskey, Comanche Moon) is back from England and takes care of a very sick Charlie.

9pm Monday, March 31

Alan dates one of his ex-wife’s friends, who reveals a secret about Judith’s sex life

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of Junior High, but may wind up traumatizing him instead.

Monday, Mar. 10 at 9 p.m. ET on CTV