Two and a Half Men

Monday, February 16 9 p.m.

Charlie (Charlie Sheen) tries cooking, Alan (Jon Cryer) tries dating two women at the same time and Jake (Angus T. Jones) tries beer.

Monday, February 9 9 p.m.

Charlie (Charlie Sheen) finds himself in couples counseling.

Monday, February 2 9 p.m.

Convinced that Alan’s (Jon Cryer) family doesn’t fully appreciate him, Melissa (Kelly Stables) invites Alan to live with her and her mom. Multiple Emmy Award Winner Carol Kane (TAXI) returns as Alan’s receptionist’s mother.

Monday, January 26 9 p.m.

Alan (Jon Cryer) lends Charlie (Charlie Sheen) money and crosses a line in his attempts to get it back.

Monday, January 26 8:30 p.m.

Encore Episode

Charlie (Charlie Sheen) tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he’s dating and realizes they’ve met before. Comedian Jane Lynch (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby) and Golden Globe Award Winner Susan Blakely (RICH MAN, POOR MAN) guest-star.

Monday, January 19 9 p.m.

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced that he is the father. Meanwhile, Jake is in a contentious mood and Charlie thinks he knows why.

Monday, January 19 8:30 p.m.

Encore Episode

Alan dates one of his ex-wife’s friends who reveals a secret about Judith’s sex life.

Monday, January 12 9 p.m.

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
Emmy Award Winner Carol Kane (TAXI) guest-stars as the receptionist’s mother.

Monday, January 12 8:30 p.m.

Encore Episode

Rose is back from England and takes strange care of a sick Charlie.

Monday, January 5, 9 p.m.

Encore Episode

Charlie encounters an ex girlfriend (guest star Rena Sofer, 24) whose son looks an awful lot like him.