Two and a Half Men

9:00pm – Monday, July 20 on /A

Also airs at 10 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 10 p.m. MT on ACCESS

Convinced that Alan’s (Jon Cryer) family doesn’t fully appreciate him, Melissa (Kelly Stavles) invites Alan to live with her and her mom.

Monday, July 13 9 p.m.

Also airs at 10 p.m. AT on /A\ Atlantic and 10 p.m. MT on ACCESS

Judith (Marin Hinkle) is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan (Jon Cryer) is convinced that he is the father. Meanwhile, Jake (Angus T. Jones) is in a contentious mood and Charlie (Charlie Sheen) thinks he knows why.

Monday, May 18 9 p.m.

Charlie (Charlie Sheen) starts to question his relationship with Chelsea (guest star Jennifer Taylor) when he hears that ex-flame Mia (returning guest star Emmanuelle Vaugier, Saw II, Saw IV) is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith (Marin Hinkle) goes into labor and Charlie, Alan (Jon Cryer) and Herb (Ryan Stiles) rush her to the hospital on the sixth season finale.

Monday, April 27 9 p.m.

Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) sets Alan (Jon Cryer) up on a blind date with her new friend Rose (guest star Melanie Lynskey, THE L WORD).

Monday, March 30 at 9 p.m. on CTV

ALL-NEW EPISODE

Charlie (Charlie Sheen) joins Alan (Jon Cryer), Herb (guest star Ryan Stiles, THE DREW CAREY SHOW) and his next door neighbor in a night of alcohol-fueled sexual reminiscences after Chelsea (guest star Jennifer Taylor, GHOST WHISPERER) finds nude pictures of another woman on his phone.

Monday, March 23 at 9 p.m. on CTV

ALL-NEW EPISODE

The guys bump into Jake’s (Angus T. Jones) former teacher Miss Pasternak (Alicia Witt, CYBILL), who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie (Charlie Sheen). Charlie tries to help her out by giving her a room and a job, but things spiral out of control.

Monday, March 16 at 9 p.m. on CTV

ALL-NEW EPISODE

When Chelsea (guest star Jennifer Taylor, GHOST WHISPERER) gets sick and Charlie (Charlie Sheen) has to take care of her, he must also fight the overwhelming urge to flee.

Monday, March 9 9 p.m.

Charlie (Charlie Sheen) tells his girlfriend Chelsea (guest star Jennifer Taylor, GHOST WHISPERER) that he loves her, but doesn’t get the response he expects.

Monday, March 2 9 p.m.

Charlie (Charlie Sheen) has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before his girlfriend Chelsea (guest star Jennifer Taylor, GHOST WHISPERER) arrives.

Monday, February 23 9 p.m.

Encore Episode

Charlie (Charlie Sheen) romances Alan’s (John Cryer) sweet receptionist (Kelly Stables, GREEK) as Alan anxiously awaits disaster.