The Simpsons

Sunday, November 15 – 8pm ET/PT on Global

In an effort to raise money for charity, Marge and “Philanthro-Chicks” decide to pose for a calendar. At the photo studio, Marge is a bit reluctant to reveal any skin, but the photographer loosens her up with wine and before long, Marge and her pin-up poses are the talk of Springfield.

Sunday, October 18 – 8pm ET/PT on Global

In the 20th anniversary of THE SIMPSONS annual “Treehouse of Horror” Halloween special, three chilling tales of Halloween horror unwind. First, Lisa becomes livid with Miss Hoover, and in a series of homages to classic Hitchcock sets out for deadly revenge. Next, Krusty’s latest fast-food sandwich transforms news anchor Kent Brockman into an enraged zombie and twenty-eight days later, cannibal zombies have overrun Springfield. In the final frightening fable, Homer accidentally falls through a trapdoor at Moe’s tavern and impales himself on the pipes of Moe’s microbrewery. Moe serves the barflies a glass of delicious beer flavored with Homer’s blood and Homer, now half-man, half-brewing apparatus, returns for vengeance.

October 13-31 at 9 p.m. ET/PT

The Simpsons’ put the Ha in Halloween in The Comedy Network’s Treehouse of Horrors MARATHON showing episodes I – XIX nightly at 9 p.m. ET/PT

Sunday, October 11 – 8pm ET/PT on Global

The Ultimate Punch, Kick and Choke Championship comes to town, and it’s a predictably bad influence on the boys at Bart’s school. Marge starts a campaign to ban the “sport” and the event’s founder agrees to shut it down if she’ll fight him and win.

Sunday, October 4 – 8pm ET/PT on Global

Mrs Krabappel is fired from Springfield Elementary after Bart spikes her coffee, causing her to make a drunken fool of herself. She is replaced by a cool new teacher, Mr. Vaughn, who is a quick hit with the kids. Bart, however, struggles with the guilt and considers telling Principal Skinner the truth.

Sunday, September 27 – 8pm ET/PT on Global

In the 21st season premiere episode co-written by Seth Rogen, Comic Book Guy casts Homer as the lead in “Everyman,” a feature film based on the new comic book superhero he created. To whip him into shape for the part, the movie studio hires celebrity fitness trainer Lyle McCarthy (guest voice Seth Rogen) but Homer has trouble sticking to his new, healthy regimen.

MONDAY, MAY 18 10pm ET/PT

When nearby Ogdenville’s economy crumbles due to tainted barley discovered in Krusty’s veggie burgers, the unemployed workers of Ogdenville flock to Springfield. After Mayor Quimby closes Springfield’s borders and enlists private citizens to help patrol them, Homer organizes a border patrol group.

Sunday, May 10 – 8pm ET/PT

Guest Voice Jodie Foster

Maggie (guest voice Jodie Foster) refuses to compromise her genius and speaks against the injustices of low expectations and mediocrity.

Sunday, May 3 – 8pm ET/PT

When Springfield Elementary is rated the worst school in the state Marge and Homer rent an apartment in the well-to-do Waverly Hills school district so their kids have a shot at a better education. Lisa tries to impress her new Waverly Hills classmates by telling them she knows pop star Alaska Nebraska (guest voice Ellen Page), but Lisa is in for a surprise when Alaska Nebraska comes to town

Sunday, April 19 – 8pm ET/PT

To win the heart of Jenny (guest voice Anne Hathaway) a sweet 5th grade girl, Bart becomes a good samaritan and gives up his prank-pulling days.