The Simpsons

Sunday, March 21 – 8pm ET/PT on Global

*Emmy® Award winner Sarah Silverman (The Sarah Silverman Program) and Academy Award® nominee Angela Bassett (ER) Guest Voice*

When Mrs. Krabappel is called out of town, Principal Skinner announces that the school’s two fourth grade classes will merge until she returns. Bart reluctantly shares a desk with Nikki (guest voice Sarah Silverman) and develops a flirtatious rapport. Meanwhile, Lisa’s classmates ostracize her for being an overachiever and First Lady Michelle Obama (guest voice Angela Bassett), a self-professed nerd, comes to Lisa’s defence.

Sunday, March 14 – 8pm ET/PT on Global

When Bart fails to turn in his homework, Mrs. Krabappel sends a letter home about his behaviour. Despite Bart’s best efforts to intercept it, Homer reads the letter, and he and Marge visit Principal Skinner for a parent-teacher conference. When Bart realizes he can pit Homer and Marge against each other to his benefit, his scheming reaches new heights.

Sunday, February 21 – 8pm ET/PT on Global

When Miss Hoover asks her students to research their family history, Lisa is horrified to discover that most of her ancestors were bad people – a motley crew of horse thieves and deadbeats. But while rummaging through the attic, she learns that her family was also part of the Underground Railroad. When Lisa’s classmates refute her story, Lisa is determined to exonerate her family’s name. Wren T. Brown (Curb Your Enthusiasm) guest voices.

Sunday, February 14 – 8pm ET/PT on Global

Homer takes Marge out for a romantic evening of ice skating and hand-holding, but upon entering the rink they encounter a curling team practicing. Marge and Homer take to the ice and discover their love for the sport, and soon after, join the curling team and compete with them in the Olympic trials. Team Springfield claims the win and moves on to the 2010 Vancouver Games where Bob Costas (guest-voicing as himself) covers the action. Meanwhile, sleazy vendors introduce Lisa to the world of collecting Olympic pins, and before long, Lisa is hopelessly addicted.

Sunday, January 10 – 8:30pm ET/PT on Global

The special documents how the world sees The Simpsons and how the Simpson family has seen the world for two decades. Directed by Academy Award-nominated filmmaker Morgan Spurlock, star of “Super Size Me” and “30 Days”.

Sunday, January 3 – 8pm ET/PT on Global

Grampa is sitting on a bench waiting for his family when a thoughtful-looking man named Marshall Goldman approaches him and asks to hear about his life. Grampa tells Goldman about the time he was on a World War II battleship, which was hit by an enemy torpedo, and Goldman, a human-interest columnist, publishes it in The Springfield Shopper. Later, Grampa meets Mitch Albom (guest-voicing as himself) and shares another story with Goldman for a follow-up article. Homer becomes jealous of Grampa’s newfound fame and seeks a surrogate father. But when Homer discovers a draft of Goldman’s third story, he must race to find Grampa before it is published and his life is changed forever.

9 p.m. ET/PT – Thursday, December 24 on Comedy Network

At Christmas time, Marge opens up her home to the jobless Gil. But problems arise when Gil overstays his welcome and Marge can’t bring herself to kick him out.

Sunday, December 13 – 8pm ET/PT on Global

One snowy day in Springfield, Lisa informs Bart that she and Maggie share a bond that Bart will never understand because he doesn’t have a brother, so Bart asks Homer for a baby brother. When Homer denies Bart’s request, Bart makes his way to the Springfield Orphanage to find what he thinks he’s missing. Brothers Peyton Manning, Eli Manning and Cooper Manning; Canadian Kim Cattrall (“Sex and The City”), Jordan Nagai (“Up”) and Tommy Smothers and Dick Smothers (The Smothers Brothers) Make Special Guest Voice Appearances.

Sunday, November 29 – 8pm ET/PT on Global

After getting lost in a game of hide-and-seek, Lisa wanders into the field and discovers three teenage girls, including Cassandra (guest voice Neve Campbell), who are practicing Wiccans. Though she is skeptical of their spells, the girls assure Lisa that they never hurt anyone and ask her to join their coven. Just before Lisa is inducted into their pact, Chief Wiggum arrives and arrests the three girls for witchcraft and Lisa becomes the star witness in the trial. Meanwhile, Homer starts hanging out with Cleatus and his hillbilly friends when he discovers that they make moonshine.

Sunday, November 22 – 8pm ET/PT on Global

Fed up with Bart’s constant pranks, Principal Skinner tells Bart that there is a former Springfield Elementary student hailed as the best prankster ever – even better than Bart – but he won’t divulge the legendary student’s name. Bart finally gets Groundskeeper Willie to reveal the prankster’s identity: Andy Hamilton (guest voice Jonah Hill). Bart tracks down Andy, who is now 19 years old and hasn’t grown out of his pranking days. Bart and Andy become fast friends until Bart gets Andy a job working for the ultimate clown.