The Jon Dore Television Show

7:30 p.m. ET/PT – Thursday, December 24 on Comedy Network

Jon battles Santa when he doesn’t receive what he wants.

Wednesday, April 15 at 10 p.m. ET/PT on The Comedy Network

Known to police as a tireless soldier in the war on drugs, Jon assists with the arrest of a pot smoker. When Jon learns about the medicinal uses of marijuana from his sickly neighbour, he’s profoundly confused. Why are some drugs legal and others not? Deciding that the only way to understand the true effects of narcotics, Jon tries them all at once. In this harrowing, and unflinching look at the drug subculture, Jon learns an important lesson about not peeing on his neighbours.

Wednesday, April 8 at 10 p.m. ET/PT on The Comedy Network

When he doesn’t get what he wants for Christmas, Jon is pissed. Taking mat ters into his own hands, Jon confronts that rotund demon, Santa Claus, and a bloody brawl ensues. In this instant holiday classic, beloved comedian and humanitarian, Jon Dore, teaches us all the true meaning of Christmas. With an ending that will undoubtedly melt even the coldest heart, this very special episode is destined to replace It’s a Wonderful Life, as the most watched holiday show of all time.

Wednesday, April 1 at 10 p.m. ET/PT on The Comedy Network

When he discovers his bleach-stained clothes in the laundry room of his building, Jon wants justice; extreme justice! Fueled by revenge, Jon plays detective, and determines that his prime suspect is “The Man in White”. In a scene too shocking for civilized people, Jon exacts his revenge in a bizarre and extraordinary manner. So what if he has the wrong man. It’s funny.

Wednesday, March 25 10 p.m. ET/PT

Alone at night, Jon hears what sounds like breathing in the walls of his apartment. Believing that his apartment is haunted, Jon consults a ghost researcher and a psychic reader. He ultimately decides to make peace and maybe even get it on with the entity. In a shocking and brain-melting ending that will change humanity forever, Jon learns the shocking truth about the disembodied voice.

Wednesday, March 18 10 p.m. ET/PT

After burning his garbage outside his apartment, Jon is warned by Larry, the Creepy Janitor that Jon’s lifestyle is helping to destroy the planet. To find out how to save the planet from people like him, Jon visits an eco-friendly farm where he learns that animals do not start out on Styrofoam plates, wrapped in plastic. Though Jon fails spectacularly as an environmentalist, he teaches us that a little knowledge is a truly dangerous thing, and that pissing yourself in front of an audience isn’t funny when it’s happening to you.

Wednesday, March 11 10 p.m. ET/PT

When Jon’s invited to a stag party in Vegas, he realizes he needs cash, and quick! To get it, he conjures up various ill-conceived plans like having a yard sale, selling his blood on the side of the road, and prostitution to no avail. In this thought provoking, and unforgettable episode, Jon manages to answer the question, “What’s up with money, anyway?” So when his bizarre moneymaking invention causes chaos on the city streets, Jon learns that thinking is best left to the professionals.

Wednesday, March 4 10 p.m. ET/PT

Tormented by the memory of the night he cheated on his girlfriend Crissy, Jon explores the misery of living a lie. See Jon Dore lead a procession of liars through the streets in a twisted pride parade! Gasp with delight as Jon imagines his girlfriend’s violent revenge that leads to Jon’s testicles smoking on his bedroom floor! Squeal with interest as Jon discovers the truth about the night he cheated!

Wednesday, Feb. 25 10 p.m. ET/PT

At last, we get to see Jon Dore’s colon! When the episode begins, Jon is giddy about a party he attended the night before. Suddenly, he is overwhelmed by a terrible pain in his gut. Fearful of seeing a doctor about it, Jon tries to cure the mystery pain himself. When even his Aunt Kathy, a retired nurse, can’t help him, Jon finally sees a doctor, and surrenders to a colonoscopy. The first comedian to explore his own colon on national television, Jon remains, to this day, staunchly unashamed of himself.

Wednesday, Feb. 18 10 p.m. ET/PT

When Jon’s bowling team accuses him of not being competitive enough, Jon doesn’t see what the big deal is, so he gets kicked off the team. After being shamefully dismissed, Jon vows to learn how to be more competitive. Inspired by a pregnant woman in her 70s, Jon realizes it’s never too late to get obnoxious. So he sets out to learn trash talk from basketball players, who quickly convert him into a bloodthirsty competitor. With a fresh, fierce attitude, Jon forms a new team for the big game finale, but his new attitude has a strange effect on his old team mates.