South Park

Saturday, Oct. 10 at 9:30 p.m. ET/PT

School is back in session as SOUTH PARK returns with seven new, mind-altering episodes. With their finger on the pulse of pop culture and current events, creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone promise to deliver a boat-load of laughs, yet again. And remember kids, each episode takes six days from idea to broadcast making it impossible to predict what hilarity SOUTH PARK is going to dish out every week.

After years of disrespect, Canadians go on strike and raise their middle finger to the rest of the world in an all-new uncensored episode of South Park, premiering Friday, April 18 at 9:30 p.m. ET/PT, exclusively on The Comedy Network.

It’s the latest episode from the award-winning American series to direct its attention to the Great White North.

The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with Cartman and the boys. Meanwhile, people from Denmark flock to the United States and cross the picket lines to take the place of the striking Canadians. In conflict over whether or not to stand with their countrymen, Terrance and Philip uncover the truth behind the outrageous cost of the strike.

“Canada On Strike” will be available on-demand at, beginning Saturday, April 19.

They’re back and still uncensored baby! Last season the boys explored Tourette’s Syndrome, rose to Guitar Hero status and battled terrorists for control over the imagination of the American people. In this season, the four foul-mouthed friends from South Park are at it again! From life lessons and religious intolerance to sexual exploration and racism, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny and Stan will leave viewers disgusted, shocked, and as always, completely incapacitated with laughter. This season, Canadians won’t have to wait long to catch up to viewers south of the border. Season 12 premieres two and a half weeks after the U.S. premiere on Comedy Central.

Friday, March 28 at 9:30 p.m. ET/PT on The Comedy Network

Friday, January 4
9:30 – 10 p.m. ET/PT – South Park – “Guitar Queer-o ”

Stan and Kyle become obsessed with Guitar Hero to the point where they’re breaking high score records and it doesn’t take long for Stan to realize that he could go even further with a different partner. Will the stress of being a rock star get to Stan now that his best friend is no longer by his side?

Friday, January 11
9:30 – 10 p.m. ET/PT – South Park – “The List”

The fourth grade girls have compiled a secret list that rates all the boys from the cutest to the ugliest. But when the boys steal the list, the results are not what they expected… The boys are about to find out just how manipulative and crazy little girls can be.

Friday, January 18
9:30 – 10 p.m. ET/PT – South Park – “With Apologies to Jesse Jackson” (R)

Randy uses the “N” word on live TV and faces public ridicule for it and Stan tries to understand Token’s feelings on the subject. Meanwhile, a little person visits South Park Elementary and Cartman can’t stop himself from laughing at him.

Friday, January 25
9:30 – 10 p.m. ET/PT – South Park – “Cartman Sucks ” (R)

Butters’ dad sends him off to special camp to “Pray the Gay Away” when he believes that his son is bi-curious after catching him in a compromising position with Cartman. Meanwhile, Cartman does his best to retrieve a photo of him in that compromising position before too many people find out about it.

Tuesday December 18
9:30 – 10 p.m. ET/PT – South Park – “Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo”

The kids are practicing their Christmas play when they find out that Kyle doesn’t celebrate Christmas. Kyle explains that he celebrates the annual visit of “Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo” but no one believes him and he is eventually sent to a mental institution.

Wednesday 19 December
9:30 – 10 p.m. ET/PT – South Park – “Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!”

Stan, Kenny and Kyle spend Christmas with Cartman, his mother and the rest of the Cartman clan, including Cartman’s Uncle Howard and his cellmate, Charlie Manson, who break out of prison and join the festivities.

Thursday 20 December
9:30 – 10 p.m. ET/PT – South Park – “Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics”

Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs on the “Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics” CD. The boys and all of the other South Park characters sing their own songs for the holidays and realize that Christmas is all about the presents.

Friday, December 21

9:30 – 10 p.m. ET/PT – South Park – “A Very Crappy Christmas”

When Mr. Hankey doesn’t show up, Kyle calls the boys together and they go searching for him in the sewer, where they find him living with his alcoholic wife and their three little nuggets. Mr. Hankey thinks that no one is into Christmas and the boys decide to spread some Christmas cheer by creating their own animated holiday special, calling it “The Spirit of Christmas”.

Saturday 22 December
9:30 – 10 p.m. ET/PT – South Park – “Red Sleigh Down”

Cartman wants Santa to bring him a new toy called “Haibo” – a robot doll that will die if it’s not taken care of – but figures that he’s been far more naughty than nice this year. To even things out, Cartman starts being nice to everyone, leaving Kyle and Stan very suspicious of their friend

Monday December 24
9:30 – 10 p.m. ET/PT – South Park – “It’s Christmas in Canada”

The boys head to Canada before Christmas to meet with the Prime Minister, who’s allowed Ike’s Canadian birth parents to take him back from the Brovlofski family. On their way to Ottawa, they pick up a mountie, a French Canadian mime and a “Newfie”, all of whom want to meet with the Prime Minister, too.

Tuesday, December 18

9 – 9:30 p.m. ET/PT – The Simpsons – “Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming”

Sideshow Bob hates TV but his fellow convicts (including Rupert Murdoch) watch it constantly. When Vanessa Redgrave gets her own tasteless sitcom on FOX, Sideshow Bob takes matters into his own hands by escaping from prison, stealing a bomb and hiding out in a blimp. When he threatens to detonate the bomb over Springfield, the town gives in to his demand to cease production of all TV shows.

Wednesday, December 19

9 – 9:30 p.m. ET/PT – The Simpsons – “Marge Be Not Proud”

When Marge refuses to get Bart a violent video game, Bart tries to steal it but gets caught by a security guard who bans him for life from the store. Later, the security guard outs Bart as a shoplifter to Marge and Homer when the family returns to the store to have a family portrait taken. Marge blames herself for mothering Bart too much and gives him the silent treatment. To make amends, Bart decides to return to the store to have a picture taken of himself and gives it to Marge as a present.

Thursday, December 20 –

9 – 9:30 p.m. ET/PT – The Simpsons – “Miracle On Evergreen Terrace”

When Bart wakes up early on Christmas morning to play with his presents, he accidentally burns down the family’s Christmas tree and ruins all the gifts. To cover his tracks, he buries the evidence in the yard and tells the family that he saw a burglar stealing the presents and tree. Neighbours come by to give the Simpsons money after the family’s “misfortune” is reported on the news. But when the news crew discovers the torched remains in the Simpson’s yard, the town treats the Simpson family as pariahs and gets even by stealing everything they own.

Friday, December 21

9 – 9:30 p.m. ET/PT – The Simpsons – “The Last Temptation Of Krust”

When Krusty bombs at a charity comedy show with his old routine, he decides it’s time to throw in the towel and announce his retirement. At his press conference, Krusty addresses the crowd in a brutally honest way, which makes the reporters laugh and gives Krusty new confidence to continue his career as a comedian. His new stand-up routine is a hit and Krusty refuses to sell out like he did before, much to the delight of his fans in Springfield…until he agrees to promote a new sport-utility vehicle and loses his newfound fame.

Saturday, December 22

9 – 9:30 p.m. ET/PT – The Simpsons – “Grift Of The Magi”

When a private company buys the school, Lisa discovers that it’s a top toy company conducting research to design their hot new Christmas toy. Lisa and Bart go to investigate the company but are stymied by its security guard, Gary Coleman. However, the kids manage to find out that the new toy, Funzo, actually destroys all other toys, so Lisa, Bart and Homer burn all the Funzos in Springfield. When Christmas comes, Homer invites Gary Coleman over for dinner and it’s a wonderful Christmas, thanks to the Simpson family!

Sunday, December 23

9 – 9:30 p.m. ET/PT – The Simpsons – “Skinner’s Sense Of Snow”

The kids get snowed in at school after a freak snowstorm hits Springfield and begin to revolt against Principal Skinner. Skinner loses control of the school and ends up trapped in a bag. He sends a hamster out in the snow in an attempt to save himself. Meanwhile, Homer and Flanders go to save to the kids, but get stranded in a snow bank. Eventually they’re saved by Skinner’s hamster and they go on to save the kids.

Monday, December 24

9 – 9:30 p.m. ET/PT – The Simpsons – “Tis the 15th Season”

As Christmas approaches, Homer discovers the true meaning of the season after watching an animated version of A Christmas Carol on television. But Flanders finds it impossible to live as the second nicest guy in town.

Tuesday, December 25

9 – 9:30 p.m. ET/PT – The Simpsons – “Mr. Plow”

Homer buys a snowplow and starts a business as Mr. Plow. An incredibly snowy winter makes Homer a success and earns him a key to the city from Mayor Quimby. But when Barney sets up a rival plowing company as the Plow King, he steals all of Homer’s customers and Homer has no choice but to sabotage Barney’s business.

Wednesday, December 26

9 – 9:30 p.m. ET/PT – The Simpsons – “She Of Little Faith”

When Mr. Burns rebuilds the town church and runs it like a business, Lisa leaves the congregation in search of a new place to worship. She visits a Buddhist temple, where she is schooled in Buddhism by Richard Gere. Lisa converts to Buddhism and her family tries to use Christmas as a means to bring her back to Christianity.

Move Over Star Wars: South Park’s “Imaginationland” Trilogy Takes You To A Land Far, Far Away – Beginning Nov. 30 on The Comedy Network

— Imaginations Run Wild and Uncensored in all-new South Park Trilogy —

Toronto, Ontario (November 20, 2007) – Prepare to visit a new dimension of crudeness with the very first South Park trilogy, “Imaginationland,” airing uncensored exclusively on The Comedy Network beginning Friday, November 30 at 9:30 p.m. ET/PT. In the first part of the three-episode story arc, Kyle agrees to suck Cartman’s balls if Cartman can find a leprechaun. Cartman begins his quest by entering the magical world of “Imaginationland” in search of the mythical creature. While there, terrorists attack, forcing the kids to battle against imaginary evil forces. Meanwhile, Cartman does find a leprechaun, but Kyle will not make good on his bet. Can Kyle save his friends from evil? Can Cartman find justice for his balls? Tune into Parts II and III to find out, airing Friday, December 7 and Friday, December 14 at 9:30 p.m. ET/ PT.

Here is what to expect in “Imaginationland:”

Friday, November 30

“Part I”

It all begins with Cartman’s quest to find a leprechaun and in turn, win a bet that would force Kyle to suck his balls. The kids have just arrived in Imaginationland, a wondrous, magical place, when terrorist’s attack, unleashing all of mankind’s evil imaginary forces upon the world.

Friday, December 7

“Part II”

The government needs to find a way into Imaginationland and Stan and Kyle are the only two people known to have been there. Meanwhile, Cartman can’t rest until Kyle fulfills his side of the court-ordered agreement to suck his balls.

Friday, December 14

“Part III”

A nuclear device is in position and ready to launch. Inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters engage in the battle of their lives as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces. Kyle pleads with the U.S. government for his friends’ lives and undeterred by the crisis facing the nation, Cartman goes all the way to the Supreme Court to get Kyle to suck his balls.

“South Park” creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have agreed to a three-season extension for cable’s top-rated animated series and entered into a momentous joint venture with COMEDY CENTRAL to create South Park Digital Studios, it was announced today by Doug Herzog, president, MTV Networks’ Entertainment Group, a division of Viacom’s (NYSE: VIA, VIA.B) MTV Networks. The strategic alliance includes the formation of a digital animation studio at “South Park” headquarters in Los Angeles that will serve as the new home for all digital extensions of the “South Park” franchise as well as an incubator for new animated projects.

“This extension and the formation of the joint venture are the beginnings of a new era for ‘South Park’ and COMEDY CENTRAL and a natural evolution of our long-term and prosperous relationship with Trey and Matt,” said Herzog. “With the new partnership in South Park Digital Studios and the creation of the digital animation studio, we have a tremendous opportunity to truly maximize the potential of the franchise and the incredible creative talents of Matt and Trey across every imaginable platform.”

“South Park” co-creator Matt Stone said: “Three more years of ‘South Park’ will give us the opportunity to offend that many more people. And since Trey and I are in charge of the digital side of ‘South Park,’ we can offend people on their cell phones, game consoles, and computers too. It’s all very exciting for us.”

As part of the agreement, Parker and Stone will produce an additional three seasons (14 episodes per season) of the Emmy(R) and Peabody(R) Award-winning “South Park,” taking the series beyond its current deal, which was set to expire at the end of 2008, to keep new episodes of the show on COMEDY CENTRAL through 2011. Parker and Stone will continue to write, direct and edit every episode of “South Park,” as they have since the premiere of the series in August 1997.

The joint venture of South Park Digital Studios seeks to respond to the new world in a new way. Its goal is to realize fully the potential of the “South Park” franchise and engage fans across all platforms, including exploring opportunities on gaming platforms (console, handheld, online) and a new online home for the series that will create a Web presence equaling the popularity and power of the series’ brand., the long running official “South Park” fan site, will be expanded and become a major part of the new joint venture. The newly expanded site is scheduled to re- launch during the first quarter of 2008.

South Park Digital Studios will also include a multi-faceted and comprehensive production and development facility featuring an animation studio that will serve as a home for innovation, experimentation and groundbreaking animation for Parker and Stone, as well as other animators. COMEDY CENTRAL will have a first-look option on any projects developed at the studio.

The joint venture agreement with COMEDY CENTRAL was negotiated for Parker and Stone by their attorney Kevin Morris of Barnes, Morris, Klein, Yorn, Barnes & Levine. They are also represented by William Morris.

Currently in its 11th season, “South Park” averages over 3 million viewers per premiere episode and has been the highest rated original cable series among men 18-34 for four years running. In its timeslot, “South Park” is the #1 show on cable among persons 18-49 and the #1 show on all of television among men 18-24. On April 22, 1998, the series shattered records when it garnered an 8.2 HH rating to become the highest rated episode of a series on basic cable at that time. (Source: Nielsen Media Research, Seasons 1-11, 08.13.97-04.18.07, Live+SD) New episodes of “South Park” will begin on October 3 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT.