Red Green’s Wit & Wisdom Tour

10 p.m.- Monday, August 6 on Comedy Network

The champion of underachieving men everywhere, Red Green (Steve Smith) offers homespun wisdom (“Lower expectations and live a happier life.”), philosophies on relationships (“Women always have the last word in an argument. Anything after that is just the beginning of the next argument”), and of course handyman tips (“Never get in-between electricity and where it wants to go”). It’s time to bring out the flannel shirt, find those suspenders, dig out the duct tape and join Red Green!