Dirty Soap

10 p.m. Sunday, October 30 on E!

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10 p.m. Sunday, October 23 on E!

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10 p.m. Sunday, October 16 on E!

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10 p.m. Sunday, October 9 on E!

Kirsten and Farah come face to face after years of estrangement. Brandon whisks Nadia away for an extravagant birthday weekend and Jenna struggles to leave her kids for the first time.

10 p.m. Sunday, October 2 on E!

Kirsten says an emotional goodbye to her brother who leaves for flight school. Nadia’s mom reveals her true feelings about Brandon and Farah doesn’t see eye to eye with John-Paul’s mom.

10 p.m. Sunday, September 25 on E!

Who knows better than Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos, two former soap stars who met and fell in love on the set of ALL MY CHILDREN, about what happens when the cameras stop rolling. New series DIRTY SOAP will follow the professional and glamorous personal lives of current and former successful soap actors, allowing us to see if life really does imitate art. Executive produced by husband and wife duo Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos’ Milojo Productions with Amber Mazzola’s Machete Productions.

If you’ve ever dreamed of playing Sami Brady from DAYS OF OUR LIVES or Victor Newman from THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS, get ready to amp up the romance, perfect your face slap, and pucker up for all the real-life drama from the soap world’s hottest young stars.

E!’s new series DIRTY SOAP follows what happens in the lives of TV’s most dramatic actors when the cameras are turned off, beginning Sunday, September 25 at 10 p.m. ET on E!.

Aspiring soap stars everywhere – grab your lover (or friend!), read below and channel a DIRTY SOAP star for your best soap performance.

 

SCENE ONE

Interior of a large, magnificently appointed living room.

Cassandra sits on the love seat, watching television, dressed in a long flowing gown with perfectly manicured hair and makeup.

Reginald enters wearing a fine suit, he looks flustered and guilty. He quietly closes the door behind him and attempts to sneak up the stairs.

CASSANDRA: Reginald! Where have you been?

Reginald turns quickly, startled.

CASSANDRA: Can you not see that I have been waiting for you, worried sick and devastated that I have no soap-operas to watch?

REGINALD: I’m sorry my love, I have been (pause) busy.

CASSANDRA: Come. Sit with me here Reginald (gesture to the seat next to you). You must help me find something to watch.

Reginald sits next to Cassandra on the love seat.

CASSANDRA: Ever since all the daytime soap operas have been cancelled and you have been spending more and more time away from the house, I am at a loss, sitting here all day with nothing and no one to keep me company.

REGINALD: (Picking up and reading a TV magazine) Why don’t you watch DIRTY SOAP Cassandra? It’s a new docu-series taking viewers inside the real lives of today’s hottest soap stars. It premiers Sunday, September 25 at 10 p.m. ET on E!

(Cassandra reads over his shoulder)

CASSANDRA: This can’t be! (Snatching the magazine from his hands) DIRTY SOAP is executive produced by Kelly Ripa, Mark Consuelos and Amber Mazzola. Three soap veterans and my long lost conjoined triplet siblings!

Cassandra faints into Reginald’s arms.

REGINALD: Cassandra! Cassandra, please wake up!

Cassandra comes to in Reginald’s arms.

CASSANDRA: Oh Reginald, I can’t wait to watch the ‘who’s who’ of daytime television on DIRTY SOAP, Sunday nights on E!. I love you.

REGINALD: Cassandra? (He turns away from her) I’m having an affair.

Cassandra slaps Reginald across the face.

CASSANDRA: Oh Reginald, I can’t believe you would do this to me! Who? Who is she?

REGINALD: It’s (he pauses), Jenna and Galen Gering, Kirsten Storms, Farah Fath, JP Lavoisier, Kelly Monaco, Brandon Beemer and Nadia Bjorlin, the stars of DIRTY SOAP.

Cassandra faints again.

END SCENE

 

They’ve been co-stars, best friends, worst enemies, boyfriends, girlfriends, and everything in between. Working together on set and hanging out in their down time, these stars have formed substantial bonds creating a pseudo “soap family.” DIRTY SOAP follows the stars as they all begin a new chapter in their lives – some have left the soap world, some are doing film, some are focusing on family, and others are simply trying to determine what would be the best next move.

DIRTY SOAP follows the lives of Kelly Monaco (GENERAL HOSPITAL); Nadia Bjorlin (DAYS OF OUR LIVES); Kirsten Storms (GENERAL HOSPITAL); Farah Fath (ONE LIFE TO LIVE); JP Lavoisier (ONE LIFE TO LIVE), and Galen Gering (DAYS OF OUR LIVES),  as they navigate their own real life drama which often rivals that of their soap character’s. Executive produced by Kelly Ripa, Mark Consuelos and Amber Mazzola.