September 2011

When etiquette columnist Andrew Carlson is told he must adapt to the new, sexier style of his magazine, he hires his old high school bully Bert Lansing (Kevin Dillon) to help him become a modern man.

Tonight’s How To Be A Gentleman is followed by all-new episodes of The Office and Happily Divorced.

10:30 p.m. ET/PT – Wednesday, September 28 on Comedy Network

A fan who won a contest to be on the Picnicface show joins the troupe at their house, and in their sketches. Sketch: An imaginary friend faces off with imaginary Jewish grandparents, a micromanager micromanages, a new ad campaign is pitched to revamp the image of Big Brother, two (formerly three) country singers’ reveal their dark past through song, a clipart demonstration of how trivia games are made.

10:00pm – Wednesday, September 28 on CTV

Three suspects come forward with three different reasons why they killed an entire family and the CSI team has to determine who is telling the truth.

Wednesday, September 28 – 10pm ET/PT on Global

Chef Ramsay visits Leone’s Restaurant, a family-owned Italian eatery in Springfield, MA. While he tries to offer his advice and expertise to keep the restaurant from sinking, the restaurant woes may be too much for even Chef Ramsay to handle.

Wednesday, September 28 at 10pm ET/PT (9CT, 8MT) on Citytv

“Trust”

Emily (Emily VanCamp) sets her sights on her next target, a wealthy hedge funds manager and trusted family friend who testified in the trial that wrongfully convicted her father. She uses her connection with Nolan (Gabriel Mann) to her benefit, unbeknownst to him, and also manages to go on her very first date with Daniel (Josh Bowman). Meanwhile, Victoria’s (Madeleine Stowe) suspicions about Emily grow and she starts digging to find out a little more about this new arrival to the Hamptons.

10:00pm – Wednesday, September 28 on /A

Also airs at 11 p.m. AT on CTV Two Atlantic and 8 p.m. MT on CTV Two Alberta

As Coach Ray Masters is inducted to the Metro Basketball Hall of Fame by former students and NBA basketball players Carmelo Anthony and Chris Bosh, an ex-player accuses the coach of sexually abusing him as a child. Detective Nick Amaro (Danny Pino, COLD CASE) transfers into the SVU squad and is thrown on to the case.

Sunday, September 28 at 10 p.m. ET on MTV

Summer lives on for seven new roommates in REAL WORLD: SAN DIEGO, now entering its 26th season. There will be no shortage of drama this season as the roommates get to know each other, make lifelong friends (or enemies), and have the time of their lives by a beautiful lakefront beach house.

Wednesday, September 28 at 9:30pm ET/PT (8:30CT, 10:30MT) on Citytv

“Blax, Snake, Home”

Penny (Casey Wilson) buys her first home, an “amah-zing” condo complete with a wine fridge and Italian marble. But will the new digs really signal “the year of Penny” and turn her life around?

Wednesday, September 28 – 9pm ET/PT on Global

Harry and her team scramble to turn things around for her client’s (guest star Alfred Molina) murder trial, while D.A. Roseanna Remmick (guest star Jean Smart) continues to have evidence planted against Eric. Meanwhile, Cassie looks into a recently fired housekeeper with a history of violence and Oliver follows up on a tip about a delivery guy who might know something damning about the victim’s love life.

Wednesday, September 28 at 9pm ET/PT (8CT, 10MT) on Citytv

“Phil on a Wire”

Cam (Eric Stonestreet) announces that he’s going on a juice fast. Knowing that he’ll bear the brunt of Cam’s rage over his constant hunger pangs, Mitchell (Jesse Tyler Ferguson), heads it off by joining Cam on the fast. Phil (Ty Burrell) is inspired by a documentary on tightrope walking, and takes it up himself.