July 2009

8:30pm – Wednesday, July 22 on /A

Also airs at 9:30 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 9:30 p.m. MT on ACCESS

When Gary (Jay Mohr) and Allison (Paula Marshall) realize they’re acting the same as they did when they were married, it becomes clear that they need to establish new boundaries in their relationship.


After returning home from her luxurious trip to France with her new boyfriend, Jon Gosselin of Jon & Kate Plus 8, Hayley Glassman is already speaking up about her relationship with the young father of 8 to People Magazine.

The new girlfriend may or may not be the future step mother of Jon Gosselin’s 8 kids, and she’s as surprised about it as anyone else, she says in a statement “If you had told me a few months ago, I wouldn’t have believed you.” She also mentions that she was initially impressed by Jon when he was staying with her and her parents in their New York home while hiding out from…err, attempting to work out his relationship with wife Kate Gosselin. Glassman said that she grew to admire his strength, and that her parents love him; although she does also deny the recent rumors of their engagement.

Meanwhile, reports claim that Kate Gosselin wants her estranged husband’s 22-year old girlfriend to steer clear of her home and her children due to her shady past that are said to include drug use, and provocative sexual escapades.

8:00pm – Wednesday, July 22 on CTV

The top 8 dancers continue to compete for the title of America’s favourite dancer.

8:00pm – Wednesday, July 22 on /A

Also airs at 9 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 9 p.m. MT on ACCESS

Typically reserved New Christine (Emily Rutherfurd) loses all her inhibitions at a spur-of-the-moment bachelorette party that Christine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and Barb (Wanda Sykes) throw for her in Vegas.

Tuesday, July 21 10:45 p.m. ET/PT

Richard Dunn needs your bones!

Tuesday, July 21 10:30 p.m. ET/PT

Tim and Eric redefine jazz; Maria Bamford shows how to properly clean up after cats. The Beaver Boys drink white wine & eat shrimp…again.

10:00pm – Tuesday, July 21 on /A

Also airs at 11 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 8 p.m. MT on ACCESS

Trevor (Bobby Cannavale) aims his Cupid love arrow toward Jack (Mather Zickel), a radio disc jockey with a love for classic rock n’ roll, and one of his listeners, a single mom named Sarah (Alexie Gilmore). On the couple’s first date, Jack and Trevor arrange a performance by Robert Harrison, the lead singer from the indie band Future Clouds and Radar. All is going well until Jack unintentionally disappoints Sarah’s 13-year-old son, Adam (Lucian Maisel) and Sarah discovers a secret about Jack. Meanwhile, Claire (Sarah Paulson) becomes smitten with a handsome statistician who is helping her create a test that matches people up based on their commonality, a concept she readily embraces.

Tuesday, July 21 10 p.m. ET/PT

Lobster Man can’t keep his secret identity secret. Socially awkward salesman Brad Piss attempts to convince viewers to purchase his gaudy murals.

9:00pm – Tuesday, July 21 on /A

Also airs at 10 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 10 p.m. MT on ACCESS

Auditions continue on the AMERICA’S GOT TALENT cross-country audition tour.

8:00pm – Tuesday, July 21 on /A

Also airs at 9 p.m. AT on /A Atlantic and 9 p.m. MT on ACCESS

Monk’s (Tony Shalhoub) hundredth case, involving a serial killer, is covered by a TV news magazine, but while watching it he realizes that a second unknown killer was responsible for one of the murders.