February 2009

Monday, March 9 9 p.m.

Charlie (Charlie Sheen) tells his girlfriend Chelsea (guest star Jennifer Taylor, GHOST WHISPERER) that he loves her, but doesn’t get the response he expects.

Monday, March 9 8:30 p.m.

When Allison (Paula Marshall) throws a party to meet Krandell’s (Ed Begley Jr.) closest friends, Gary (Jay Mohr) decides it’s time to meet Vanessa’s (Jaime King) friends as well, but both fear that they didn’t make the best first impressions.

Monday, March 9 8 p.m.

A train trip to San Francisco takes a major detour when Leonard (Johnny Galecki), Sheldon (Jim Parsons), Wolowitz (Simon Helberg), and Raj (Kunal Nayyar) discover that beautiful sci-fi actress Summer Glau (TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES) is onboard. Dr. George Smoot, Nobel Laureate and father of the Big Bang Theory of Creation, also makes a cameo.

Sunday, March 8 10 p.m.

While investigating the case of a murdered casino owner, Patrick Jane (Simon Baker) uses his mentalist skills to ultimately entrap the killer, and win big at the card tables.

Sunday, March 8 9 p.m.

In a gesture of friendship, Bree (Marcia Cross) tells Lynette (Felicity Huffman) she’ll help Tom (Doug Savant) secure a new job, but the best intentions will reach a tempestuous end and reveal Orson’s (Kyle MacLachlan) shameful misdeeds. Gaby (Eva Longoria) finds herself in a precarious position when Carlos’ (Ricardo Antonio Chavira) adulterous boss begins using her to cover for himself as he continues to cheat on his wife. And Edie (Nicolette Sheridan) digs into Dave’s (Neal McDonough) past after a chance encounter with an old acquaintance.

Sunday, March 8 7:30 p.m.

Jane (Paula Brancati) admits to herself that her issues with her dad go deeper than the divorce – she thinks maybe he did things to her. Jane is very confused and feels alone. Lucas (Marc Minardi) gives Jane a hard time for creating tension between mom and dad. But when Lucas finally sees the truth, together they stand up to their father.

Sunday, March 8 8 p.m.

The remaining teams battle it out in a race across the world for $1 million prize.

Sunday, March 8 7 p.m.

Leader of the Lurmen, Tee-Watt-Kaa, refuses to shelter the Jedi from arriving Separatist forces, fearing that such an action would unnecessarily bring his neutral people into the war. Ahsoka, Aayla, the wounded Anakin, and the rest of the Clones respect their wishes and retreat into the wilds of the planet. Separatist Neimoidian General Lok Durd arrives and announces that the village is now under Separatist rule. Ultimately, the villagers have to decide whether they will side with the Separatists or fight with the Jedi to defend their village.

Saturday, March 7 10 p.m.

Divorce Lawyers Fred and Lizzy Bellamy (guest stars Paul DeBoy, A Dirty Shame, and Maureen Silliman, LAW & ORDER) are brutally murdered while asleep in their home. The investigation leads to a client who is involved in a nasty child custody battle with her husband involving an adopted Haitian daughter, whom the detectives believe was molested and sent back to Haiti as part of a cover-up. Lupo (Jeremy Sisto) and Bernard’s (Anthony Anderson) search for the missing child uncovers a trail of abuse, kidnapping and bribery that leads them to multiple suspects with motive to protect the secret.

Saturday, March 7 9 p.m.

Continuing where CSI left off in Part 1 of the CSI/WITHOUT A TRACE crossover episode, the FBI team and Gil Grissom search for a pattern that will help them capture a suspected killer.