South Park - Friday January 4, 11, 18, 25

Friday, January 4
9:30 – 10 p.m. ET/PT – South Park – “Guitar Queer-o ”

Stan and Kyle become obsessed with Guitar Hero to the point where they’re breaking high score records and it doesn’t take long for Stan to realize that he could go even further with a different partner. Will the stress of being a rock star get to Stan now that his best friend is no longer by his side?

Friday, January 11
9:30 – 10 p.m. ET/PT – South Park – “The List”

The fourth grade girls have compiled a secret list that rates all the boys from the cutest to the ugliest. But when the boys steal the list, the results are not what they expected… The boys are about to find out just how manipulative and crazy little girls can be.

Friday, January 18
9:30 – 10 p.m. ET/PT – South Park – “With Apologies to Jesse Jackson” (R)

Randy uses the “N” word on live TV and faces public ridicule for it and Stan tries to understand Token’s feelings on the subject. Meanwhile, a little person visits South Park Elementary and Cartman can’t stop himself from laughing at him.

Friday, January 25
9:30 – 10 p.m. ET/PT – South Park – “Cartman Sucks ” (R)

Butters’ dad sends him off to special camp to “Pray the Gay Away” when he believes that his son is bi-curious after catching him in a compromising position with Cartman. Meanwhile, Cartman does his best to retrieve a photo of him in that compromising position before too many people find out about it.

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